I purposely am not on Twitter due to the trend of incredible shrinking language. I find it abhorrent. I hate gifs too. I admit that I tried Twitter and found that I don’t want to have the attention span of a bird. Facebook for the tangential procrastinators, or in the words of Ellen DeGeneres: “Why wait? Procrastinate today!”

The major reason many are on overload on the internet is a lack of inner direction and choice. And on and on…