LOL. I can understand why - people confusing you as the narrator. OMG - imagine someone - maybe you or the narrator running like a wild man away from his fans. Maybe an idea for another story.

I'm working on a story about a 282 year old man with all his original parts and a clear mind with him as the first-person narrator obsessed with something called Grot Clusters (a term I borrowed from Firesign Theater). Sc-Fi

Just don't know where to publish it yet. Any suggestions?